Money Management Gurus Gifts

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Counting my Bonus...

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."