Young Money Manager Gifts

"You were right, mom! Having an allowance makes me appreciate money...I want more!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Money exchange

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Overdraft limit.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

What is possible and what is probable.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'

Piggy Bank ATM

'Would it kill 'ya to index my birthday check to inflation?'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

It's not our fault. We attribute your poor portfolio performance to fund malfunction.

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

Piggy bank...cash cow.