Junior Anatomist Gifts

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Professor Tulp meets his match

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Body Systems

Junior Doctor.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'We don't know what this is called'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

The Juggler vein.

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'