Anatomist Gifts

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

Dog forced to return bone

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

Gross anatomy. Not so bad anatomy

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat.

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

'Well, there don't seem to be any broken bones, ,,, Ha I've always wanted to say that,'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"...and that concludes your first lecture on anatomy."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."

Osteologist

Medical Curiosities

Preserved head and mobile phone.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"As you can see a 'Bone of Contention' isn't actually found anywhere on the human body."

"Just pinch the lid and voila, Tupperware keeps the gall bladder as fresh as the day you ripped it from a human cadaver."

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Sounds like a load of tripe to me!"

"After gutting and slicing the animal in question we can say with certainty that this is the oldest and the most intelligent creature on this planet...and the last of its kind."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Class Anatomy - 38:24:37.

The brontosaurus brain {actual size}

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."