Juice Squeezer Gifts

Easy chair exercise machines

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

Going to the pub with kids...

Orange House of Horrors

'Juiceboxes!'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

Grapes Drinking Blood

New grapefruit safety standard.

Woman's handy drinks dispenser