Juice Squeezer Gifts

Easy chair exercise machines

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Going to the pub with kids...

'I spent my bonus on changing my spots.'

Orange House of Horrors

'Juiceboxes!'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

Woman's handy drinks dispenser

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