Juices Gifts

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Easy chair exercise machines

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

Orange House of Horrors

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

"We're kind of farmers. Mom squeezes fruits from the garden to make juice and dad squeezes his workers to make a profit."

'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'

Woman's handy drinks dispenser