Juice Gifts

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"It's what you asked for. Orange juice with pulp."

Bar Bar

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Karate Chop.

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Easy chair exercise machines

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Lemonade Survey

Orange House of Horrors

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

Grapes Drinking Blood

New grapefruit safety standard.

'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'