Vegetable Juice Gifts

'I could have had a V-8!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Runner Bean...

'He's all eyes!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Pumpkin Time!

'I could have had a V-8!'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Pickled beets.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.