Drinking Juice Gifts

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

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A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Lemonade Survey

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Your water, sir."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."