Drinking Juice Gifts

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Easy chair exercise machines

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Your water, sir."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'