Vegetable Juice T-Shirts

'I could have had a V-8!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'He's all eyes!'

Runner Bean...

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Pumpkin Time!

Artichoking victim

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Pickled beets.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."