Squeegee Enthusiast Gifts

"He's gone home for the night. Is it squeegee-related?"

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

GLOO!

'Gesundheite!'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

The Moe Howard Installation

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Gesundheit!"

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Brain Check

Asthma cats

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Modern art?"

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

'My elbow has a cold!'

'They're stereo!'

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

Sneeze

Rene Laennec

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'