Squeegee Enthusiast Gifts

"He's gone home for the night. Is it squeegee-related?"

'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

Easy chair exercise machines

GLOO!

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"Gesundheit!"

The Moe Howard Installation

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Brain Check

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

'They're stereo!'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Asthma cats

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Rene Laennec

'My elbow has a cold!'

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"Modern art?"