Squeezebox Enthusiasts Gifts

Accordion

How Amazon was invented

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

The Music Box

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Back to School

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

Introvert-in-a-Box

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

"Peanut butter again?"

Victorian Children's Party

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

In/Out/I Gotta be me

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'

Covid-19 Protection: Your own mime box.

"I should've never eaten that box lunch."

"Come on into my office, twitters, and let's get right down to mumbo jumbo"

"Attention, Kmart employees."