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How Amazon was invented

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

King with the boom box.

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

The Music Box

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Back to School

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

"Peanut butter again?"

Victorian Children's Party

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

In/Out/I Gotta be me

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'

Covid-19 Protection: Your own mime box.

"I should've never eaten that box lunch."

"Come on into my office, twitters, and let's get right down to mumbo jumbo"