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Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

Gym Paperboy.

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

Sugar production

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

Dance Enthusiasts.

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Sneeze Police

'You're doing it wrong!'

Accordion

"Gesundheit."

'Get the fat guy off me or I'll have Greenpeace on your back so fast it make your head swim!'

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

'No, no - he isn't chasing me - we're jogging!'

The achoo of liberty (holding box of tissues).

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

"Well, if it's not a Mirage, we're lost, in the Dessert!"

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."