Squeeze Aficionados Prints

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

Gym Paperboy.

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Sneeze Police

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

'You're doing it wrong!'

Dance Enthusiasts.

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

Sugar production

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

Accordion

"Gesundheit."

'No, no - he isn't chasing me - we're jogging!'

"I don't want to be empowered - I want to be sassy."

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

The achoo of liberty (holding box of tissues).

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

"Well, if it's not a Mirage, we're lost, in the Dessert!"

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.