Juice Cleanse Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'How is the detox going?'

Going to the pub with kids...

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...