Juice Cleanse Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

Going to the pub with kids...

'How is the detox going?'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'