Cleanse Curious Gifts

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

Detox. Before and after.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't spark joy."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Works every time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Sweep the board.

The Last Leaf

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up