Juice Cleanse Gifts

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Easy chair exercise machines

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Orange House of Horrors

Going to the pub with kids...

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

New grapefruit safety standard.