Judiciary Humorist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a judiciary humorist? Celebrate their sharp wit and love for the law with cleverly designed, funny products featuring professional cartoon artwork. Perfect for lawyers, judges, and legal enthusiasts with a sense of humor, these items blend legal themes with humor, making any courtroom or office moment more enjoyable. Browse our collection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints to find something that matches their witty personality and passion for justice.

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Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep mockup

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!" mockup

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

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"Why won't you cuddle?"

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"Am I going to get my just desserts?" mockup

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

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'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?' mockup

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

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"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime." mockup

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact. mockup

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

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'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.' mockup

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

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'The highest court in the land.'

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"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'" mockup

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

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Arrogant junior barrister

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Antonin Scalia

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"Impartiality becomes you."

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The hour of justice

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"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is." mockup

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

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Justice

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'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.' mockup

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

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A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

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Counsel examining witness

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"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice." mockup

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

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'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?' mockup

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

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'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?' mockup

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

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"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud." mockup

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

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"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty." mockup

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

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'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.' mockup

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

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"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity." mockup

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

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'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.' mockup

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

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A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news. mockup

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

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''The buck stops here'? What a coincidence, your honor. My nickname is 'the Buck'.'

''The buck stops here'? What a coincidence, your honor. My nickname is 'the Buck'.' mockup

''The buck stops here'? What a coincidence, your honor. My nickname is 'the Buck'.'

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"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world." mockup

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

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"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor." mockup

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

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Judge

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Judiciary Humorist Gifts Collection

Judiciary Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of judiciary humorist mugs and find the perfect witty gift for legal professionals who love a good laugh with their coffee.

Judiciary Humorist Pillows

Check out our collection of judiciary humor pillows, adding a humorous and cozy touch to any office or home décor.

Judiciary Humorist Prints

Browse our judiciary humor prints and bring some legal wit and cartoon charm into your space with humorous artwork.

Judiciary Humorist T-Shirts

Discover amusing judiciary-themed t-shirts that perfectly capture the humorous side of the legal world — great for judges, lawyers, and legal enthusiasts.