Judgment Day Jokester Gifts

"I can help the next person in line."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Arrogant junior barrister

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Justice

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

McWit Legal College

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Guilty times infinity."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

"Have't seen this before...I'll need to ask the boss."

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.'

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

Small Clams Court