Joke Judge Gifts

If you know someone who loves to judge comedy with a sharp wit, our collection of fun and clever gifts is perfect. From mugs to prints, find something that will make them smile and showcase their humorous spirit. Whether they’re a professional critic or just love laughs, these items add a touch of humor to their day.

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"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?" mockup

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

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'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.' mockup

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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Arrogant junior barrister

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Antonin Scalia

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Justice

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"Impartiality becomes you."

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'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.' mockup

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

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"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice." mockup

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

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"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud." mockup

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

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Judge

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'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.' mockup

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

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McWit Legal College

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"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay." mockup

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

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"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes." mockup

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

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'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.' mockup

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

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Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.' mockup

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

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'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...' mockup

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

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'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.' mockup

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

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"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime." mockup

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

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"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law." mockup

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

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"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour) mockup

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

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Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep mockup

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

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"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct." mockup

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

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"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

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"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."

"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you." mockup

"My attorney feels it's unwise for me to continue to represent you."

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'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.' mockup

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

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'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.' mockup

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

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"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning." mockup

"Just practice half-court shots - all other shots have lost their meaning."

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'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.' mockup

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

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'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.' mockup

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

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'Oh, boy!'

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'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.' mockup

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

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'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!' mockup

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

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'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!' mockup

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

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Joke Judge Gifts Collection

Joke Judge Mugs

Explore our collection of joke judge-themed mugs for a daily dose of humor with every sip.

Joke Judge Pillows

Add some fun to their decor with pillows that celebrate their love of comedy and humor.

Joke Judge Prints

Browse our collection of humorous prints that are perfect for any joke judge’s room or office.

Joke Judge T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the joke judge who loves to showcase their comedic critique in style.