Judge's Chum Gifts

I'd like to see you in chambers, Mr. Fusco. I'm sorry. I don

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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Justice

"Impartiality becomes you."

Antonin Scalia

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

Judge

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

'We find the defendant guilty, the defense a showboater and the DA a legal mal-practitioner.'

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

Lawyers chasing a sacrificial lamb.

Computer questionning a witness.

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

'Oh, boy!'

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

A Good, But Not A Supreme Court

'Orders in the court'

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

The US Supreme Court displays its rulings out front.

"I just love that new class action lawsuit smell."

'It's a thin line between love and contempt of court, your honor.'