Judge's Chum Pillows

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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Antonin Scalia

"Impartiality becomes you."

Justice

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

Judge

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

'We find the defendant guilty, the defense a showboater and the DA a legal mal-practitioner.'

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

Lawyers chasing a sacrificial lamb.

Computer questionning a witness.

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

'Oh, boy!'

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

A Good, But Not A Supreme Court

'Orders in the court'

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

The US Supreme Court displays its rulings out front.

"I just love that new class action lawsuit smell."

'It's a thin line between love and contempt of court, your honor.'

'I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you, man.'