Joyful Ruckus Lover Gifts

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"I love you, you big fool."

Falstaff

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'