Jovial Monk Friend Pillows

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Computer literate Monk

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Golf

Sports Day at the Monastery

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Rin Tin Zen.

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

'Yep, I'm alone.'