Jovial Theologian Pillows

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

"I was very good...delicious in fact."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Candid Camera store.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'The Saxon King' pub

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

Om and Ommer

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Celebration in operating theatre.

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Off the wall legal advisor.

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

Mooning Moon

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

"Tell me more about these abandonment issues."

"Whatever he's having!"

'Dear Customer - Due to economic cutbacks, this year we have produced a 'Round Robin' Christmas Card...'

Do you know what girls want?

You're awfully cheerful for someone who's about to lose a murder case. You must have me confused with my client.