Jovial Germaphobes Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a jovial germaphobe? Our collection combines humor and thoughtfulness, highlighting their love for cleanliness in a fun way. From witty mugs to quirky prints, find something that appreciates their germ-conscious humor while adding a touch of personality. These products are designed to bring a smile while respecting their cautious nature, making your gift both personal and memorable.

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'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.' mockup

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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The new normal

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus." mockup

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Let me guess...it's contagious!' mockup

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

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'Gesundheit.'

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Superbug Research Go For It / Got it mockup

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

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Wash your hands

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"No Hand Sanitiser"

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'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.' mockup

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease." mockup

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

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"Hey!-This looks like a good place!" mockup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

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"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by." mockup

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

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'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!" mockup

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

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A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood. mockup

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

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"The penicillin looks good."

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!' mockup

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

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'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.' mockup

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

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'We've got a new DNA database...' mockup

'We've got a new DNA database...'

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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"Aways the victim."

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes. mockup

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

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'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

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'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?' mockup

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

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"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on." mockup

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

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'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!' mockup

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

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"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?" mockup

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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Jovial Germaphobes Gifts Collection

Jovial Germaphobes Mugs

Explore our collection of fun mugs perfect for jovial germaphobes—bring humor and hygiene together in every hot drink.

Jovial Germaphobes Pillows

Brighten their space with a playful pillow that celebrates their germophobia—comfortable, humorous, and uniquely personal.

Jovial Germaphobes Prints

Shop our humorous prints that celebrate germaphobes—ideal for decorating their space with a lighthearted, clean-touch style.

Jovial Germaphobes T-Shirts

Discover our selection of witty t-shirts for those who keep it clean and humorous. Perfect for every germ-conscious wardrobe!