Journey To Parenthood Gifts

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'Hold it!'

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Honey, I'm home. Did you change Kyle's diaper?

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."