Joking Son Pillows

'Thanks for the drink, Dad - I'd give you a tip, but I don't get enough pocket money!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Get crazy once in a while

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Pesky students.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'