Jokester Mom Pillows

'What did the kids do now?!'

Kevin began to suspect that his Mother was colourblind.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I've got writer's block."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.