Joke Teller Aspirant Pillows

"Whenever I try telling a joke...everyone laughs at me."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Shampoo.

How about going easy on the carbs

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Bull Pen

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'