Job Related To Aviation Gifts

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Walking Luggage.

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Student driver."

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"Great launch party"