Career Change Into Aviation Gifts

"Originally, I was supposed to layover in Fairbanks."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Walking Luggage.

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

Boy pilot.

Caged Businessman

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Parking meter on the moon.

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List