Career Change Into Aviation Mugs

"Originally, I was supposed to layover in Fairbanks."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

Walking Luggage.

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

Boy pilot.

Caged Businessman

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Parking meter on the moon.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Student driver."

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane