Career In Aviation Mugs

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Walking Luggage.

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

Boy pilot.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Red Arrows Rookies

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

"Student driver."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"