Career In Aviation Gifts

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Walking Luggage.

The Hobby Store

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

Boy pilot.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"Student driver."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

More jets.

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'