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"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Walking Luggage.

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Parking meter on the moon.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Student driver."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"Great launch party"

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

"Who wants to go first?"