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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World Wide Web.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Two airplanes

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'He's still following us, Don.'

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'Will that be coach?'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Safest Airline in The World

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.