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Chapter 9-11.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Airliner

Two airplanes

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Airline Mergers.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

"It beats flying for your food."

Safest Airline in The World

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Deicing on the cake.