Aviation Industry T-Shirts

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

'Can our software do that?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'