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Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Would you like some wings?"

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"