Aircraft Manufacturer Gifts

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Would you like some wings?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

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