Aviation Industry Gifts

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Airport Security.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Walking Luggage.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cow Blue Arrows

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.