Job Ninja Pillows

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Tool Box

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"Your repayments start now!"

"We need a better piling system."

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Accountancy

Workaholic's Toilet

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"Since you applied here your tech skills have become obsolete."

Be the grass...

Desk trays: In House and Outsource.

"Once we corroborate your impressive resume with your social media persona, we'll get in touch."

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."

"They say you are a great warrior."

'I'm always concerned about the well-being of my employees. So, how do you feel about being an interchangeable chess piece, with no rights, who is absolutely at my mercy?'

Ninja

Running out of time

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'A strong point in your favour is that you're not over qualified.'

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?