Task Ninja Pillows

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

Monday around 9PM.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Never ending to do list

Work avalanche

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Does 14 followers on Twitter count as 'leadership experience'?"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

You are here

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.