'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'
Job Ninja T-Shirts
Celebrate their creative hustle with our job ninja t-shirts—fun, bold, and perfect for everyday wear that highlights their unstoppable spirit.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...
Tool Box
"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."
There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!
"Your repayments start now!"
"We need a better piling system."
"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
'Do you have an appointment?'
"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."
"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."
I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right!
Accountancy
Workaholic's Toilet
'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'
"Since you applied here your tech skills have become obsolete."
Desk trays: In House and Outsource.
Be the grass...
"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."
"Once we corroborate your impressive resume with your social media persona, we'll get in touch."
"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."
"They say you are a great warrior."
Ninja
'I'm always concerned about the well-being of my employees. So, how do you feel about being an interchangeable chess piece, with no rights, who is absolutely at my mercy?'
'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'
Running out of time
Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests
"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."
'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'
Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.
'A strong point in your favour is that you're not over qualified.'
'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'
Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?
Job Ninja T-Shirts Collection
Job Ninja Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever job ninja designs—perfect for brightening up their mornings.
Job Ninja Pillows
Find comfy and quirky job ninja pillows to add personality to their workspace or lounging area.
Job Ninja Prints
Decorate with our energetic job ninja prints—ideal for inspiring creativity and celebrating their hustle.