Job Market Insights Gifts

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

The Three Wise Queens

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Between Offices

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

For sale

'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.'