Job In Silicon Valley Gifts

"Give us a chip."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'New Game'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Cloud Computing.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Desert wifi

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

Nano technology.

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"