Job In Silicon Valley Gifts

"Give us a chip."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

The First Martian Dog.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Cloud Computing.

"I got connected to the internet!"

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Someday

Desert wifi

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

Nano technology.

SF NO

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