Silicon Valley Admirer Gifts

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Mensa Does Improv

Sick Building Syndrome

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Slug roulette

Life and Death

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Football

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Now hiring.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Flying in Formation.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Fish Boarding

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."