Silver Job Seekers Gifts

Oap recruitment.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

Ace headhunters.

The first case of resume padding.

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

"Your accomplishments speak for themselves. Unfortunately for you, I'm completely fluent in exaggeration."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for a seasoned veteran.'

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"Looks like you're quite the wheeler and dealer... unfortunately we're only hiring movers and shakers."